Evil Twins
Posted by bibliomom Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:21:00 GMT
So, my friend J calls me the other day to tell me how her daughter missed mine so much that she was telling people they were twins. Confused friends and family would look from this only-child to her mom trying to decipher the mystery. “Who are you talking about, honey?”
She’d sigh deeply and say, “You know,” with that condescending tone only small girls can achieve, “my twin.”
Then she’d smile sweetly before delivering the finishing blow: “We’re Evil Twins.”
And so they are. Even when they’re separated by half the country.
